funny

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial
>> troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several
> cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.
>>>> So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the
>> congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for
>>>> $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.
>>>> Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.
>>>> The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and
>> were likely capable of selling some bibles.
>>>> But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had
>> always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech
>> impediment..
Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO>> DISCOURAGE LOUIS, the minister decided to let him try anyway.>>>>
Louie just nodded. That's impossible!' both Jack and Paul said in >> unison..>>
'We are professional salesmen, yet You claim to have sold 10>> times as many bibles as we could.'>>>> 'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' the minister agreed. 'I think you'd >> better>> SHARE how you managed to accomplish this, Louie.

'>>>> Louie shrugged. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't>> kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered.>>>> Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us>> what you said to them when they answered the door!'>>>> Louis replied,>> 'A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said WA-WA-was,' 'W-w-w-w-would>> y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible>> F-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or---wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just>> l-like m-m-me t-t-to St-St-stand H-h-here and>> r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??'>>>>>>>>