Home is where my husband is.

The girls wonder why I always want to go to Tulsa to be with Mr. Olson.
Where he is, is where my home is.
If he is here than I am at home. If he is in Tulsa, than that is where home is.
Pity the wife who must be in a fancy home, no matter where the husband is.
I am the wife who thinks a 5th wheel looks good if my husband is there.
A metal building looks good if that is where my good husband is.