Remember the shaving cream signs?

Did you ever see any of the shaving cream signs along the road? I always loved reading them.
Sooo I got to thinking that I want to make some leading up to my home store.
Here are a couple I've come up with so far. If you have any ideas send them on.
Country Store just ahead
turn left at corner
or miss out instead
or
Soap and Crafts
for you to buy
turn right at corner
or wonder why.
These are just first ideas. I want something that gets attention. Luckily I am friends with neighbors on both sides of my corner on the hi way so they would probably let me put up the signs.
I am open to any ideas.