I've been there

I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito, either.

I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.... They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity....

Edited at add: I have been driven to drink and my kids bought the gas.

Oh, and I will meet you in a state of confusion.