I have a stalker

I have a STALKER named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely dislike YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms... cable Bill, electric Bill & telephone Bill, heating Bill, and so on... If u drive by my house n see him feel free to shoot him on site!