Sunday, September 9, 2012

Obituary

Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant!




Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,

who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure

how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in

...bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated

such valuable lessons as:



- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

- Why the early bird gets the worm;

- Life isn't always fair;

- And maybe it was my fault.



Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more

than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).



His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing

regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual

harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using

mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,

only worsened his condition.



Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job

that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.



It declined even further when schools were required to get parental

consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform

parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion..



Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and

criminals received better treatment than their victims.



Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar

in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.



Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that

a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly

awarded a huge settlement.



Common Sense was preceded in death,

-by his parents, Truth and Trust,

-by his wife, Discretion,

-by his daughter, Responsibility,

-and by his son, Reason.



He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;

- I Know My Rights

- I Want It Now

- Someone Else Is To Blame

- I'm A Victim

- Pay me for Doing Nothing



Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.



If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority

and do nothing.

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