- 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand?
- 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know?
- 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words?
- 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
- 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing?
- 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
- 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" When we are already there?
- 10. Why are they called " stands" When they are made for sitting?
- 11. Why is it called "after dark" When it really is "after light"?
- 12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" Make the unexpected expected?
- 13.. Why are a "wise man" and A "wise guy" opposites?
- 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" Mean opposite things?
- 15. Why is "phonics" Not spelled The way it sounds?
- 16. If work is so terrific, Why do they have to pay you to do it?
- 17.. If all the world is a stage, Where is the audience sitting?
- 18. If love is blind, Why is lingerie so popular?
- 19. If you are cross-eyed And have dyslexia, Can you read all right?
- 20. Why is bra singular And panties plural?
- 21.. Why do you press harder On the buttons of a remote control When you know the batteries are dead?
- 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags And garments in a suitcase?
- 23. How come abbreviated Is such a long word?
- 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
- 25.. Why doesn't glue Stick to the inside of the bottle?
- 26. Why do they call it a TV set When you only have one?
- 27. Christmas - What other time of the year Do you sit in front of a dead tree And eat candy out of your socks?
- 28. Why do we drive on a parkway And park on a driveway?
- I dunno, why do we?
Sunday, April 10, 2011
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3 comments:
LOL !!! Say, I wonder if you look carefully in your set up on your blog if you can get the bullet points to go away. ?
Yolanda,
I put the bullets there on purpose, otherwise its all just one long paragraph. IT wont seperate sentences. I need to have a friend of mine look at it.
Oh dear. It's annoying when Blogger messes things up!
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